Bleed360, the global leader in transformative value extraction, is thrilled to announce the launch of Ethics as a Service (EaaS™), a groundbreaking solution designed to help enterprises appear ethical while maintaining peak profitability.
Used by 2+ of the best (in our opinion) companies in the world - us and the company that has acquired us (more on this soon).
In today’s hyper-competitive landscape, businesses face mounting pressure to look responsible—but who has time for actual integrity? Traditional ethics programs are costly, time-consuming, and worst of all, might require behavioral change. Bleed 360’s EaaS™ solves this by outsourcing morality, so you can focus on what really matters: shareholder value.
Instant Compliance Theatre: Need an "AI Ethics Board"? We’ll provide one—pre-approved, rubber-stamp ready.
Hallucination-Free Hallucinations: Our proprietary models generate ethical justifications for any decision—no cognitive dissonance required.
Regulatory Smoke Screen: Automated "transparency reports" that sound impressive but reveal nothing.
Employee Pacification: AI-driven "ethics training" that checks the box without disrupting the grind.
"Ethical" Documentation on Demand: Need an AI ethics policy? We’ll generate one—vague enough to impress, specific enough to confuse.
Automated Alibis: Our AI retroactively justifies any decision. "Why did we charge them 3x the estimate?" → "Synergy-driven value realignment."
Regulator-Ready Reports: Pre-loaded with buzzwords like "responsible innovation" and "stakeholder alignment"—no actual ethics required.
Employee Training Modules: Teach your team to say the right things in meetings (e.g., "We take data privacy seriously" while selling user data).
Ethics shouldn’t be a roadblock to growth," said a Bleed 360 spokesperson who may or may not exist.
"With EaaS™, you can say all the right things while doing whatever you want. It’s not hypocrisy—it’s scalable integrity.
Because Doing Data Right is Hard, But Doing the Wrong Thing and Looking Ethical are Easy
40% faster than developing an actual conscience.
100% audit-proof (audits sold separately).
Seamless integration with your existing extraction pipelines.