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Another gray sky over our building—no floods, no blackouts, no PR disasters. Just another day to justify why we’re all still here. January was a rebound, a pat on the back after December’s dumpster fire of last-minute crises and IT meltdowns. February’s ticking along, but March? That’s where the real test begins. Three months of visibility—that’s the horizon in this business. Some people can’t handle that. You’re not some people.

Morning, team. I’ll keep this brief—unlike the novel some of you call an email—because we’ve got actual work to do.

Team, What a week! I’m absolutely blown away by the relentless dedication and innovative spirit on display across the board. When I say we’re setting the standard for excellence, I mean it - even if the numbers, the feedback, and the sheer exhaustion on your faces might suggest otherwise. But let’s focus on the positives, because that’s what winners do! First off, a massive round of applause to everyone who made our Endless Spreadsheet Updates (Tasks 12 and 67) such a resounding success. Yes, I know it’s the third time this month we’ve had to redo them because someone - not naming names - kept moving the goalposts. But that’s agility for you! We’re not just updating spreadsheets; we’re reinventing them. Who needs functional systems when we’ve got your unwavering commitment to manual data entry? True heroes don’t need automation - they thrive on the grind.